I've decided to include titles from now on for my blog..

"Do you party?"

Ahhhh Monday. Usually, I don't like the them. But today was pretty good. I was surprised.
It could be due to the fact that I was half asleep all day though. Like, this morning, I was laughing over G0d only knows, and I couldn't stop. Crazy... Anywho.

1st hour.. Spanish boring
2nd hour chem- made fun of Daniel Thai who Amanda apparently decided was going to be my date to homecoming? Yea, I think not. You want him there so much, you ask him.
3rd hour- English boring.. I heard we were going to switch seats in class today, but that information was wrong. Figures, since I got it from Thomas.
Let's see... Sturgell was... boring.
Lunch was ok. I was so tired I was just laughing. I was talking and not making sense. Don't ask me what I said, I don't remember, but at the time it was really funny.... to me, anyway..
Dorothy tried to talk to me again. I ignored her.
All she ever wants to talk about it this guy Paul and I really, really don't care.

6th hour Ramon was high.
Ramon: "Wow!!! ::laughs uncontrollably:: You are a LYA!!! ::points to me and then laughs some more::"
Stefi: "Ummm what? Are you high?"
Ramon: "::Laughs more:: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. ::puts finger to mouth:: Shhh ::laughs:: Be quiet white girl! Why you gotta be so damn loud?!"
Stefi: ::Performs the test where you make the person follow your finger. Ramon's entire head turns when I move my finger around::
Ramon: "Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlll. What are you doin' to me? ::laughs::"
Stefi: "You are so stupid."
Ramon: "No! You're stupid! Sh ::begins to laugh again:: ut upppp!!!! You're high! ::laughs:: Look at you! Being so damn white!"

It went on like that for a good 45 minutes.

7th hour drama we got a new student named Megan. We're not in class 3 minutes when she asks the 7 of us if we party.
Stefi: "No..Why, do you?"
Megan: "Oh... Well, yea..."
Stefi: "What do you do?"
Megan: "I do everything."
Stefi: "It's bad for you."
Megan: "::shrugs:: I know."

Her hair was cool though.... It was like red, blonde, and brown but it was blended. She's is, however, a dumb ass.
Connor: "AIMS Math.. Gee, you're smart..."
Megan: "Yea, well, my counselor thought it was best for me."
Connor: "Yea... Maybe you should stop taking drugs?"

She's been here a day we're already ragging on her.
Oh well, now I'm home. Cox cable comes on Wednesday!! Woo! And my TiVo still has about another week...
Happy I will be the day I get my TiVo back.

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it- What's up with the other Stephanie in 2nd hour chem? Does she only hate me because I have the same name as her? Or because she has issues? I think we should take a poll tomorrow in class. Daniel Thai can oversee it and make sure everything is accurate.

Quote of the day:
Katie: "-Insert a 2 minute speech on Chem A here-I really find chemistry a most interesting class. What do you think?"
Stefi: "::Pauses:: oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking about soup."
-- My reply to a boring Katie Davis (David?) this morning in the library

Nothing has happened. I have nothing to write...
I went over to my cousin's house yesterday.. That's where the fun ends.

My Mommy isn't feeling well and my Daddy is mad at Cox communications for not installing our modem yet, which let me tell you is insane since I think we ordered it back in like, August. So I have no idea where they've been or why they haven't installed it. I have Scrubs episodes and Britney Spears videos to download people. I need this modem. Ahh..

It's been a nice, boring weekend.... for me anyway.
I just realized that I actually do have a lot of homework and I haven't even started on it.... fabulous. I'll try to get on that before 10 tonight.

Quote of the day (Saturday):
"I want to see him table dance!"
-- Amanda Caringi on what she would do with Daniel Thai at a party after getting him drunk.

I didn't write after school yesterday. How shocked was everyone? I know, me too. Anyway-

Yesterday had to have been like, the suckiest school day ever. Thank G0d it was a half day though. After school, things perked up.

I went out and aboot with Heath in Tempe. That was nice, it was just something different. We went into this bead store with his mom while we were down there and it was like... this warehouse just full of beads. It was crazy. And she asked me if I wanted to buy some so I said sure. I decided I'd make bracelets like the ones you get for 5 dollars a bunch at Claire's. So this like, seventeen year old wannabe homie with a sideway hat comes up to help me, and said, "Wut type a bead ya lookin' for [yo]?"
"The small, round ones, you know?" (I don't know beads.)
"Aiight, K. We have -insert 200 different bead types here- in every color. [Word.]"
"Yea... ok, you know the ones you use for the little bracelets you can get at Claire's?"
"Right on! My sister shops at Claire's!"
He was a ton of help..... I ended up finding what I wanted though so its cool. Maroon beaded bracelets for everyone this holiday season!

Ahhhh....
So... I kinda got in trouble again Friday..
Not a lot. In fact, technically, I didn't get in trouble. I almost got in trouble. I blame Lindsey. She mussed up Andrew's hair after the movie so Andrew just had to go fix his hair in the men's room and the girls and I decided to follow. It's Amanda, Lindsey, and me. We don't care and its not like we saw anything at all... but this 45 year old I'm better than you dude decided he didn't like that. He literally pushed us out and then proceded to tell security. (Only we didn't know about the security part.) Lindsey and I are walking down the hallway when I see this cop school drop out ask someone coming out of the men's room if girls were in there.

Yea, we hauled ass out of the AMC pretty quick.

I decided next week I'd be good. I promise. I was however home by like... 11:30 and my mom knew exactly where I was and everything. I called her three times throughout the evening. It was all good.... even if I was still past curfew.

Oh ugh, last night.. I was looking at the history on my computer and I noticed my blog was listed.
Turns out my mom read it last night.
AFTER I TOLD HER NOT TO.
She admitted it when I asked her about it.
I'm so mad. If you're reading this right now Mommy, I will find out. I will be very cranked.

Today I plan on doing homework. I live such an exciting and fast paced lifestyle.

Quote of the day (Friday):
Stefi: "Oh my G0d if Daniel Thai went that would be awful!"
Andrew: "He could be the entertainment."
Stefi: "Oh yea, he could hang out by the punch bowl and play party games 'Guess the measurement of the punch in my graduated cylinder to the precise number of signifcant figures!' "
-- Once again, our group talking about Daniel Thai... that's not all we ever talk about.... Really.

It's only 11 AM so I'll give you a Saturday quote tomorrow or later tonight.

It's gone.
My Sheldon pin is gone.. I am so upset over this. Gone.
I had it this morning. All was good this morning.
Lunchtime comes around, I'm at my locker and Meha was messing around with my backpack. So I look over and I'm like "Hey, give me back my Target pin!" and she's laughing and she's like "I don't have it!"
"Wait, you seriously don't have it?"
"No, I seriously don't."
I was so upset. Its just.. gone. I hope it turns up somewhere. That totally threw off my entire day. It was just fine until my I noticed my pin was gone.

This must be punishment for making fun of Jesus and Hannah Dixon.

Ummm took a Spanish test today. I think I did ok so I probably got an F.
My teacher still doesn't have a voice. Its so stupid. She should just get a sub.

This girl Dorothy tried to talk to me today, but she had nothing to say and I had nothing to say so we both kind of just stood there and it was one of those weird silent moments so I said "I like your shirt." even though it was like.. some nothing with nothing shirt. And she was like "Oh thanks! That's sweet of you!" and then more silence... so I said "I have to go to class!" and I went into my chem class. Why do people stop to talk to you if they have nothing to say? Its a waste of everyone's time..


My mother is reading over my shoulder now so I'm going to go.

Quote of the day:
Uncle Eddie: "I got a fucking ticket at 11:30 AM in a school zone! A fucking ticket! Kids are in class at 11: fucking 30 in the morning! They should be in school!"
Stefi: "How fast were you going?"
Uncle Eddie: "Only 35 mph! Even if you hit a kid at 35 mph, they get the same damage they would at 25 fucking mph!"
Stefi: "If you plan on fighting this in court, I wouldn't use that as an argument."
-- My Uncle Eddie complaining to me about a ticket he got this morning.

The day started off ok...

Spanish was decent because my teacher lost her voice so the class basically sat in silence the entire hour and did a worksheet.
Second hour Daniel Thai amused us with his thoughts. That kid.. honestly..
Mrs. Rosenberg is going off about how busy she is to the class. Just general stuff about all of the things she has to do. She gives her little speech, we move on. Two minutes later, Daniel Thai raises his hand so Rosenberg calls on him.
"Yes, Daniel?"
"You sound like you have a busy schedule, Ma'am."
::Rosenberg pauses a moment to take in this random comment from our in house geek.::
"Yes, I am busy.... Anyway.."
::Daniel Thai raises his hand again::
"Daniel?"
"Can you please give us a demonstration of scientific notation? I know we are going to do it tomorrow, but-"
::she cuts him off:: "No, Daniel. Not today."
"Oh but pleassssssssssssssseeeeeee?!"
"We'll go over it tomorrow. You already know it anyway. Do it at home."
"But I love scientific notation! Its so much fun!"

OMG somebody PLEASE do something with this kid?!
He calls me Miss Sparer. I guess that's an improvement over Ma'am though...
He writes down EVERYTHING the teacher says. I sit next to him in both classes I have with him and he's just always writing furiously. The kid has this ziplock bag of like 20 pens and pencils that he lines up on his desk at the beginning of class from biggest to smallest and then picks out the pen and the pencil he's going to use for the class. He's also a loud breather and that is enough to drive anyone mad.... but enough of Daniel Thai... back to me since this is my blog after all.

Third hour I had my outside novel with me (First time all week.) and I wasn't talking that much so Sandberg wasn't totally hating me today....
Sturgell was.. Sturgell...

At lunch I was writing down all of the funny quotes from today (which if you guys want I can put on the blog.) so Jenna, Meha, and I were laughing over them. They were pretty good. It made me miss the days when I wrote down all of the quotes and made a top ten. The top ten was good for a while, but then kids started trying too hard to get on the list and that's when it turned to crap. lol Maybe I can do some kind of a list thingy in my blog? I dunno. I'll think about it cuz knowing me, I'd do it one week and then never again.

I fell asleep during 6th hour. I was soo tired and we were taking notes in math and like, the kids are morons and it takes them forever to get a page of notes down. I finished in like, 5 minutes so I figured- hey, I've got nothing better to do.... I must go to bed at a decent hour tonight.

7th hour we read Medea again and now, added bonus, we get to memorize a monologue from the play!
AHHH Oh well...
That was my day.

Quote of the day:
Dereck: "This girl called me like three times yesterday."
Stefi: "Has she actually seen you before?"
Dereck: "I work with her."
Matt: "Is she hot?"
::Dereck pauses for dramatic effect.::
Dereck: "...She's black..."
-- Dereck this morning in the library

Ahh back from the dentist.
Earlier I thought I was going in to get a cavity filled. I had never had a cavity filled before, but in the summer of 2002 (I can say that cuz its officially fall now) my dentist's partner examined me (my regular dentist was on vacation) and told me I had one. I had never had a cavity and the thought of the whole novacain/laughing gas and then drilling followed by some sort of a heat lamp concept scared me, so I asked Jenna about it. She's had fillings before- with and without novacain.

"So its going to be ok?"
"Just make sure they don't hit a nerve. Then it hurts."
"Are you kidding?!"
"Maybe...."

So I asked Meha. Her mom is a dentist.
"I've never seen anyone run out of the office kicking and screaming so I think its going to be fine."
Meha has never had a cavity before either.

Yes, yes. I know. I'm making a big deal over a cavity when my mother had two root canals done this month alone.
I decided to act my age, not complain, and go to my dentist apointment. Well, I didn't decide.. my mom kinda forced me...

"Why can't you cancel it?"
"Why didn't you call me on Friday?"

Will she ever let that go?

So, I went.

I told Julie my dentist (we're on a first name basis cuz she's a friend of the family.), "I don't think its a cavity. I think someone screwed up. I don't get cavities, I'm me. I brush. I floss."
She told me to sit down anyway.
She pulled up my charts and took a look at my mouth.
"You're right. I lied. You don't have a cavity. Who did this examination? There's nothing there."
"Dr. Field's assitant."
"Oh, she's so fired.... but ah, yea, you're fine."
"Really?"
"Yep, I'll just touch up your sealants for you."

No cavity. My teeth are still filling free. Its a nice feeling.
Now I get to look forward to braces...... I believe I have an ortho appointment next month.

Better get started on my homework.

Quote of the day:
"Is it the statements I hear but never understand?"
-- Daniel Thai answering the question "What is sarcasm?" in Sandy's class

So today is the day I go to the dentist.

Oh joy..

Anywho- I ordered a bobble head Jesus last night. The thing is awesome. Its going in Matt's vehical Reggie (when he gets his bitchin' camaro.) and we're going to baptize the car too. I've never been to a baptism so it should be interesting. Next on my list of things to buy: Bobble head Moses.

School was school today. Its still standing, sadly. And I still have to go back tomorrow.
I decided Sandberg hates me. She makes it clear. At first she liked me... but no.. not anymore. I forgot my outside novel one too many times for her liking.

Must go for now. Dentist. I'll write more when I get home.

Look, its 1:45 PM and all of you little people are still at school and here I am.. at home.

My mom picked me up early today because we both thought I had a dentist appointment.
(It was cool. They even said my name over the loud speaker because I forgot to pick up my pass.)

Then we actually looked at the slip of paper on the fridge saying when my appointment was and realized it was for tomorrow. Yea, we're a clever bunch.
Oh well.. so you'll get to hear all about my adventure at the dentist tomorrow I guess.

School was good today. Sorry about the whole grade slip thing this morning, Matt. I didn't mean to screw it up. lol It was pretty funny though.. you gotta admit that..

Second hour we had this sub and we were forced to do yet another safety packet. I apologized to Lindsey Haines and gave her a letter to give her parents that explained the whole ordeal and said how sorry I was. I still feel terrible about the whole thing..

English was boring...
For Sturgell we were in the lecture hall to get our grade thingys, but my counselor wasn't there so I just basically sat and did my homework the whole hour..

OMG I spelled counselor right. (I just checked it because I NEVER spell that right.) I am so pleased! lol

At lunch time this guy Nick made a huge deal out of breaking up with his girlfriend. She was sitting at the table behind Dimple, Meha, Jenna, and I, and he jumped up onto our table, reached over the back of the booth, took her hand, and asked her "Why do you hate me?" The girl started to cry and she was like "I just want to be friends!" and they started to have this long, long talk so we got up to leave. Dimple and Meha wanted to go into the library but Jenna was dead set against it (gee.. wonder why.) so she left for who knows where, and then I just hung out with Andrew and some of his people.
Went to math and tried to ignore this kid Corey who sits next to me and doesn't shut up and then came home.

That was my day. I'm going to do my homework now.

Quote of the day:
Can't think of one right now. I have things to do. Send one in.

I've settled down since my encounter on Friday night.

I'm very seldom naughty, so you won't get another exciting blog like that for at least another two years. I can however give you detailed descriptions of SNL every Saturday if you want.

I still feel terrible. My mom keeps bringing it up. For example;
Mommy: "Can you just get me a glass of water please?"
Stefi: "I'm in the middle of doing my math homework."
Mommy: "You were so bad on Friday night! I can't believe you did that to me! I was so worried!"
::Stefi leaves room and comes back with water::
Mommy: "Thank you."

Anywho-
Finished most of my homework. I just have to work on my English essay now, which is due Tuesday and my chem bibliography thingy for the project, also due Tuesday.

Mmk. I'm done here.

Quote of the weekend:
Stefi: "I still can't believe you called Lindsey Haine's parents."
Mommy: "I still can't believe you didn't call your own parents."
Stefi: "I'm sorry. You win."
Mommy: "I always do. Have you noticed that? I always win."
-- My Mommy making me feel bad again.

Oh thank our Lord Jesus, The Holy Ghost (what's up with him by the way? Is he like the Christian version of Elijah?), Allah, The Pope, Rabbi Bell, and G0d that it is finally the end of the week. You have no idea how long this four day week seemed... mostly because I haven't slept that much so this week has been more like... the longest day ever.

I was so busy on Thursday. I had a million things to do and it was my mommy's birthday. I bought her a sweater by the way if anyone was terribly interested in what I ended up buying her.

Today I pretty much slept through school. I was so tired.. OMG though, today in drama was just.. weird.
We were doing this thing where you had to 'characterize' a person from the class. So you spoke to them for a minute or two, then had to go in front of the class pretending to be them.
Yea, sounds really simple right?
Not with Method Man.

Remember all of those notes I told you he took?
Yea, turns out- They were on us. (I mean, not that I didn't already know that.. but still, feel the weirdness people!) How we acted. How we looked. Our mannerisms. Tone of voice. Family background. Bits of conversation he's over heard us saying. Our little quirks that he's noticed. Our habits…. Yea, so like, a person would be in the middle of doing their characterization and Method Man would stop them and go “Now… What is Nicki missing from Stephanie?” (Nicki was my partner)
Me being me, I’m thinking; for Nicki, as stupid as she is, she’s doing a pretty good job being me. She has the whole nervous twitch I have down pretty well. But Method Man thinks differently. “Stephanie has a flair to her. She uses her hands and her hair a lot. While she’s talking she often just twirls her hair ::pretends to twirl hair and stand like me which just made him look terribly gay:: and her voice goes from.. a sarcastic tone when she knows that she’s saying something funny to a girlie kind of tone when she’s excited about something. OK. Try her again.”

Um.. when did I give him permission to study me?

“You know, what you do is illegal in seven states!” I told Mr. Bush who just glared at me.

THAT’S CREEPY PEOPLE! I don’t want him observing me!

Anyway- got home a little while ago.. (I wrote the stuff before at like 5 PM but I forgot to post it.)

I was so stupid tonight. I’m retarded. I should be forced to wear a helmet and a harness. (A non-sexual harness though)

So Lindsey, Omaya, Andrew, Amanda, and I all go out tonight. We were just gonna mess around. I mean, non of us drive so we’d be hanging out at Desert Ridge making fools of ourselves thinking we were way cooler than we really are. Sounds like innocent fun right? It is… until midnight rolls around and all of the girls go home and your mom leaves you nine messages on your cell phone that you did not have on (yea, I know. Smmmart.) and when she finally does get a hold of you and she asks you where the fuck you are (her opener was “I am going to FUCKING kill you! Where the fuck are you?! Who’s with you? Where are the girls?”), you respond “I’m just with Andrew…Why?”

The instant I said it I regretted it. Now, my mother thinks I was out this late because I was too busy fooling around with a boy.

“What time did Lindsey go home?” is the next question.
“11:30.” I say quickly even though she went home an hour before that.
“Ok…” My mom replies. “You better hope to fucking G0d your father doesn’t find out.”

Great. Now my mom thinks I’m some kind of slut.

I’m not. Really. All we did was talk. Talk. That’s it. TALK. I mean it’s me. Please. Me doing something promiscuous? Yea, maybe in another forty years…. If I’m lucky. We just lost track of time.

But yea.. So I am feeling awful. I call my mom again to apologize about 3 seconds later- She's on her way to pick me up.

“I am so s-“ She cuts me off.
“DO YOU REALIZE HOW WORRIED I WAS?! I CALLED SOMEBODY’S MOTHER AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I COULDN’T GET A HOLD OF YOU! Fuck, I just went through a red light. Fuck.”
Oh G0d please don’t let it be Matt’s step mom… was the first thought that entered my mind. There’s this whole… inside thing. Matt knows why.
“Who’s mother?” I asked.
“Lindsey’s.”
Wait.. Lindsey? Lindsey.. Stevens? Crap.
“Stevens?”
“Haines.”
FUCK! You’ve got to be kidding me. Haines. Lindsey Haines?! I’ve never even talked about Lindsey Haines to my mother.
“I was hoping she knew the Lindsey you went out with.” My mother continued.
“Oh my G0d… Please, please don’t tell me this.” I was pacing now.
“I was frantic! I didn’t know what to do! I even went on your AIM name to see if anyone knew.”
NO! Not the AIM name! Great.
“Oh my G0d. I am so sorry.” I was like, this close to crying. I’ve never been grounded or had any huge fights with my mom. I had never heard her sound this angry or anything before. “I was so stupid! I wasn’t thinking! I don’t do things like this! I never have!”
“I know.”
“I don’t! I just.. What was I thinking? I obviously wasn’t thinking because had I been thinking, I would have called you! Take away the computer! Take away Ferris too! Oh my G0d I am so sorry!”

I cannot express how horrible I really felt. I had never heard this tone from my mother before. EVER. It was just… bad. So yea.. like, I don’t know. We had our talk and everything is ok now. My dad has no clue thank G0d.. but I still feel awful. I can’t believe I did that. I never do that. I was just being stupid. I know that sounds like a bunch of nothing, but to hear my mom sound like that was just horrible. My mom and I are like.. Lorelei and Rory from the Gilmore Girls. I mean, its crazy. We don’t fight. We don’t get mad at each other, and if we do its over something stupid. I’ve never done anything bad enough for her to be upset over. She didn’t punish me or anything though.. and I wanted her to. I really did. I don’t know why I did. I felt like I should be, but she didn’t punish me. She just said she was very disappointed in me, which made me feel like a terrible person.

So yea.. I’m way over tired. I hope this make sense. Tomorrow I’m spending Saturday doing my homework. I have so much this weekend.. ugh.

Quote of the day (Thursday):
“Happy birthday! Love, Jesus.”
-Me mocking a religious birthday card in the card store.

Quote of the day (Friday):
Andrew: “Daniel Thai was practically having an orgasm when that guy was talking about math.”
Stefi: “Yea, I saw that! I bet he gets off to math and science.”
Andrew: “He sits there with his calculator instead of porn– ‘Oooo yea square root of 247. Oh yea baby!’”
Stefi: “He has fantasies about Rosie.”
Group: “Oh ewwww.”
Stefi: “I am loving your significant figure Mrs. Rosenberg.”
Lindsey: “EW! Shut up!”
Andrew: “ They use the test tubes ‘Ooo you’re ill-disciplined using the lab equipment so erotically. Are they supposed to go there? ’ ”
Stefi: “Yea, was that in the safety packet?”
Lindsey: “You guys disgust me.”
-- Our group discussing Daniel Thai getting over excited about a substitute teacher who was a former math minor and Navy jet pilot.

Hello My Followers.

Did you miss me on Tuesday? Yea, I didn't think so.
Anywho-
I am soo tired! I haven't slept in like.. two days!

I'm bored right now. I'm e-mailing this guy back from my avril street team e-mail address (E-mail me at my dumb Avril name) who for some reason thinks I'm Avril Lavigne.
Not that I correct him or anything, I just say "no comment"... It's a political answer. Polite... but vague.

So.. Tuesday.. I got an A on my math test (!!), which is very exciting considering I pretty much suck at math.. Then 7th hour, in the middle of our Crucible scene, Hunter decided he "Just couldn't take it today" and walked off stage leaving this girl Ashley and me alone speechless. (I know, me, speechless. Weird.)

Wednesday, which is today.. I finished most of my homework in Drama. It's always nice to be able to use a stupid class as homework time. I also joined the NCHS book club today.. Yea, stop smirking. I like to read, plus, I've known Jenny.. or Mrs. Jeras a long time since she used to be my dance teacher and she knows my mom and stuff so it'll be fun.

Oh well, I'm off to go buy my mother something for her birthday (which is tomorrow).

Quote of the day (Tuesday):
"I've had a lot of sex.. Oh boy. How am I gonna live this one down?"
-- Ms. Sandberg accidentally saying "sex" instead of "success."

Quote of the day (Wednesday):
Jenny: "I thought maybe three kids would show up."
Stefi: "You seem to forget this is an IB school."
Ben: "I'm not in IB and I'm here."
Stefi: "That's only because you thought Jamie would be here."
Ben: "Yea, where is Jamie? ....I mean, not that that is the only reason I came.."
-- Jenny, Stefi, and Ben at the book club meeting

JEW FEST 2002

'Twas interesting.
Not much happened.... My cousins got "drunk" and made tinfoil hats on the first night.

Second night was uneventful..

The end.

Quote of the weekend:
"Have you ever made out with a girl?"
"No."
"See Andy, I told you."
My uncles asking me if I ever made out with a girl.

Oh what to do, what to do...

Watch The Real World marathon or read Emma for my English class?

I don't really have any homework this weekend..
I could start Chem and I have an extra credit math worksheet.
And I'll try to finish Emma.. but that's not likely.

So bored.. I have like... 2 hours until I'm going out.

I'm gonna waste some time.

I'll make a list.
Ok.. Umm

Top 5 Albums and their reasons:

5. Nelly Furtado- Whoa Nelly!
Sure, she looks pure and innocent but her CD is just laced with swear words. Her album has an ethnic vibe to it and not one song sounds exactly the same, which is hard to say about some pop CDs nowadays (No offense to Britney or Nsync. I have their albums too).
Fav song on album: Hey Man

4. P!nk- M!zunderstood
Waay better than her Freshman album which had like.. 2 good songs on it. This one was written mostly by P!nk herself and is a completely different style from her previous work. Towards the end the songs get slower, but P!nk can carry those songs pretty well.
Fav song on album: (tie) Don't Let Me Get Me & Numb

3.Something Corporate- Leaving Through The Window
They're serious (Hurricane), they're funny (If U C Jordan). They're... a garage style band playing the Warped tour with a piano? Yea, and it totally works for them.
Fav song on the album: Drunk Girl

2. Avril Lavigne- Let Go
Yea, yea, yea. Avril does get a lot of flak. "She doesn't play her own guitar!" "She's not punk!"- You're right. She's not. She's a frickin' poser. Wear the tie all you want Miss Lavigne- You're pop all the way. (I mean come on.. listen to your CD. What's punk about it? How you croon about wishing your life away with an acoustic guitar you're NOT playing?) But I'm gonna listen to whatever I like. I happen to like this CD.
Fav song on album: Naked

And the number one album is............
GREEN DAY- WARNING:
Come on, did you expect anything else for number one from me? It's the first Green Day cd I ever bought. It's the one I'm most comfortable with and love even though all of their 'punk' fans hate it. You know what punk people? I don't care what you think. I think it was their coming of age album. I could analyze it more, but I know none of you care.
Fav song on album: Waiting


Others that didn't quite make the cut-

Britney- Britney
I admit it, I enjoy listening to this CD.... and yes. I can sing all of the songs.
Fav song on album: Boys

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Album
Summer of '99 this was all I listened to on repeat 24 hours a day. Seriously, because I never slept. And ok, yes I admit it was during my Buffy obsession stage.. but it still has good music on it.
Fav song on album: "I quit" by Hepburn

OK, I've bored all of you well enough..
I'm off.

Oh my G0d I am so sick of fighting!
And its like, barely fighting. Its like.. not talking. Lots of not talking. It sucks.

Anyway....
Other than that the day was still crap!


Ahh...

Quote of the day:
Mrs. Sandberg: "If you draw me a stick figure make sure you put clothes on them!"
Laura: "Why? Stick figures don't have parts."
Alison: "Stick figures have parts. You just can't see them..."
Stefi: "Yea, see Jenna? I told you. Its ok. You have parts. You just can't see them."
Jenna: "Ugh. I wouldn't be talking."

Well, school was its usual dark and depressing self.

If I didn't have a math test tomorrow I'd be "sick". I'll try to get my mom to at least pick me up before 7th hour Drama.

Quote of the day:
Jenna: "Stefi, did you NOT hear Mrs. Sandberg say 'Second climax'?"
Stefi: "Oh, yea. I did, but I had more than four hours of sleep last night so I didn't find it funny. I snickered though.. if that helps any."
-- Jenna astonished that I didn't laugh at "A surprise second climax where there is usually falling action." And yea, ok, its kinda funny. I admit that... but only during English class where you look at lint for entertainment during the 45 minute class period.

Crap day, not going into detail.

Things either start out really bad and get better or are really good and then suddenly plummet. What's up with that?

September 11th anniversary incase none of you knew that. Everyone was really sad today. Its such a shame. This time last year, my mom was in England and couldn't get home because of the attacks. I feel bad thinking about how much I wanted her home when there were so many people who lost their family and would never see them again. I was lucky. I knew my mom was coming home eventually. It doesn't seem like it was a year does it? Maybe that's because its been so drawn out?

Quote of the day:
Stefi: "Aw look, Its a September 11th celebration!"
Alicia: "Where did we go wrong?"
Stefi: "I think it was the glitter and the balloons."
-- Alicia and me discussing how our Advanced World History class over-did the September 11th memorial board (It looked like the fourth of July, seriously) Our thanks to Alison and Skylar for taking control and screwing it up!

Half Day! Woo

So let's see.. No homework.. well, except for Chem but that's due Thursday.

Ugh today was the day I had to do my scene with Hunter in drama.
Ok, this kid, doesn't act. So I pleaded with him to just TRY and practice the scene.

He refused.

Our scene was horrific.

Hunter refuses to show emotion. Its like Ben Stine in those Visine commercials. Seriously.
So I'm getting into my whole Mary Warren scene and he doesn't even have the thing memorized. I was like.. omg. I was really mad. It wasn't even a long scene or anything. Ugh, I hate drama too, but the least you could do is try. I mean, really.

But yea.. so Mr. Bush gave us these evaluation things today on the back of our essays (All 100%s by the way. Oh if only English class was that easy) and he wrote that I was doing really well in every aspect of the class. That made me happy. I'm doing good in all of my classes. Please G0d I can keep it up. Rosie might be a challenge (Might be? What am I saying. Half the kids I know who took it last year failed!) and English I know is going to get more difficult, but Sandberg is great. This time last year I was already making fun of Moline and I have yet to make fun of Mrs. Sandberg. I haven't really found any thing to mock.. and then I'd feel bad cuz she's so nice. lol I'll spend my time making fun of Mr. Bush then...

Quote of the day:
Sandberg: "The man made the woman lust for the bull... so does anyone know the story? Do you know what happened next?"
Stefi: "Beastiality?"
Sandberg: "The bull and the woman...you know... Yea.."
Class: "Eeewww"
Sandberg: "And when they came together-"
Stefi: "Oh my G0d its 8th grade all over again......"
Sandberg: "They created a little.. half bull/half person. Thus the minotaur. Ok. Open your textbooks to page 29!"
-- Mrs. Sandberg and her 3rd hour english class.

"So what did you and John do this weekend?"
"Stuff..."
-- Matt talking to Amanda Curran.

Thanks for the quote Matty lol

Today was nice and simple.

I got the Target name tag from Matty! It's so cool! It says Sheldon on it and everyone I know wants one now too but they can't cuz I'm the only special one :)

I fell asleep during Mrs. Sturgell's class for like... 2 minutes maybe. We were taking notes and I was done, the lights were off... it was all too convenient. Still bad. I'm going to have to go to bed earlier tonight. (Oh that's a joke)

Mr. Bush asked me to audition today for the school production of "Once Upon a Mattress" but I told him I couldn't..
I don't sing so why would I bother? I don't want to audition and then get the part of Peasant #4 ya know? Or even worse- No part at all! lol I am content singing to Avril, Brits, and Green Day and re-enacting movie scenes in the comfort of my own home. I don't need an audience. I am my own audience....

Anyway..

Oh! Like, for a year and a half I've wanted this Tiffany necklace and my mom finally got it for me! I am so excited! She told me it was an early Chanukkah gift. It's really simple and pretty and yea, ok so every other girl on the planet has one... but I don't care. Now I have one too. I'm one of them..

Ok, well now that I've told you the day's news I'm off to do my homework.

Quote of the day:
NONE! Send me something funny and I'll put it in.

This weekend was nice. Friday was Rosh Hashana so my mom's family came out to celebrate with us and my uncle surprised us and came into town.

Saturday my monitor died on me so we bought a new one which is really nice. It's a flat screen and very pretty. I'd name it but Matt won't let me. Apparently, I already named the computer so I can't name the parts.

Sunday, which is today.. I did nothing. My dog woke me up at 9 because she was weezing and couldn't breathe and then she threw up. It was awful, she just wasn't feeling well at all.

I did my chem and Matt you're not online...

Not much to say.. Well, there is but too many people read this..

OK. I won't bore you anymore.
Have a good week everyone!

Quote of the day:
"Well, you are dating that 5 year old.... what's her name? Muffy?"
"Alison..."
"You know, if she's ever cranky and you want to keep her amused, just jiggle your car keys in front of her face. They like the clinking sound."
"You think you're so clever."
"You're right. I do."
-- Me teasing my Uncle Andy about his 24 year old g/f (he's 40) at tea. (Yes.. he came to my house for tea. Get over it.)

Today was Friday and the entire day seemed to just drag on.... it was going sooo slow.

Took my Spanish test. I was half asleep seriously, so I hope I did well. Umm.. In Chem I made fun of Thomas.. and in English I made fun of Thomas.. that's always entertaining.. (no harm, T Dawg.)

New kid in my drama class. He's so ugly but he's nice. I'm thinking of trying out for the school musical but that's really a laugh considering I can't sing at all.

After school I hung out with Heath for a bit for like, the first time in forever. He has barely been over since school started, but he had to go to his dad's so he left and now I'm writing in my blog before my mom asks me to do something else before our family gets here for the Jewish New Year's dinner we're having.

La Shanah Tovah to all of my Jew friends. (and even the non-Jews if they wish to feel included.)

Oh and can everyone please pray for my TiVo? Its sick and not working. Keep Stefi's TiVo in your thoughts and prayers everyone. Thanks.

Quote of the day:
"You named your stirring rod Topher?"
-- Mrs. Rosenberg a little scared by the fact that my lab partner and I named our lab equipment.

Today was boring really.

Nothing particularly interesting happened...
Oh, the electricity went out so I didn't have to take my audio Spanish test. That was nice.
Then it came back on and I was forced into the realm of Chem Class with Rosie which actually wasn't too bad today. We watched this cheesy movie on lab safety and Thomas tried to insult me
(Rosie: "Its just worthless stuff."
Thomas: "Like Stephanie?")
but Rosie stuck up for me (We Jews stick together.) and Thomas looked like an idiot (serves you right for even attempting to out do me in the random shout out department, ass.)

A ton of homework tonight so I better get on that..

Quote of the day:
"Did you just wink at Heath?"
"Yea, I wonked at Heath. Did I just say 'wonked' ?"
"Wow, you just said 'wonked' "
-- Stefi and a sleep deprived Matty

Quick note for Jenna- Yes, you are a comforter. Like one big fluffy blanket. I thank you for that.

Not much to report today.
Is there ever a lot to report? It amazes me that I can write so much on so little.

Let's see..
Spanish was boring and my teacher is not only extremely crabby but I have found she sounds like Frankie Muniz while he was going through his "changes".
Time spent wasted drawing on my notebook- 47 minutes.


Chem.
Well, I had like 3 people at the same time ask me to be their lab partner (I know, weird, cuz its me.) but Amanda Caringy (Caringe?) asked me first- so... Sorry T Dawg- Sorry Blonde girl who sits in front of me. Amanda won.

English- Oh Jenna. How we make each other laugh and giggle and throw up..

Sturgell- Yes, I call world history Sturgell. The class is boring but Sturgell is great. I hate to say I'm teacher's pet.. but I am.

Lunch- Well, I was supposed to work on the script today but that never happened... instead lunch was spent "doing homework" (since Matt basically sits there and kinda looks at the paper and then says something funny to hide the fact that he's not doing his homework) and making fun of D Man and hey, I'm always there for a good mock fest.

I'll skip math since it was boring and in Drama all we did was cold read The Crucible.
Again.
And I found out we'll be doing it tomorrow too! ...............
It's not too bad. I'm Mary Warren. She pops in randomly every now and then. Keeps me awake.

I'm off to do my homework.


Quote of the day:
"At least wait until you're actually dating."
- Me telling D Man to wait on telling this girl that he loves her.

Well, school was umm, interesting to say the least. And I feel bad.. kinda, sorta.. ok, really not really at all.

Things happened and then stuff happened and then... so eww and no. (Juana and Ahem Evad- Stop laughing. I see you smirking.)

Of all people I mean honestly. Really. Is it too much to ask for some decent people?
And so I changed the subject? I can always pretend like I didn't realize or something... Its ok... its ok.

(I know not everyone is gonna understand this entry- Sorry.)

Oh and by the way- I hate Skylar and Alison. It's official. Go us, Shelbo.

Quote of the day:
Stefi: What if we just numbered the rows?
Skylar: No, that wouldn't work.
::2 minutes later::
Alison: What if we wrote little numbers next to the rows and then everyone would know what row it was?
Skylar: Yea, that's good! Hey, did you guys just hear what Alison said?
Stefi: Yea, I said that like two minutes ago.
Skylar: Well, whatever.
Stefi: You look like a pirate today.
Skylar: What?
Stefi: Nothing.

Special Happy Da Birthday Ve to prag!

Tomorrow is school.
Oh well.

Let's see I've spent my day (all 3 hours of it so far since I got up at noon) doing homework and being confused.
Things are so weird right now.

What's up with that? Everyone needs to start acting normal again!
Or maybe I'm not acting normal?

My world is askew.

On a normal weekend that was not a three day weekend, tomorrow would mean school.

But today is kinda like a Saturday, so tomorrow is more like Sunday making Tuesday our starting point of the week. We can completely skip over Monday.
See how that works?

Today was nice. I spent the day with my Mommy and my sister then did my drama essay (that's a laugh.) and most of my chem (which I'll probably finish later tonight) Ooo crap.. I forgot I had that essay for Sturgell to do.. ok, I'll do that tonight too.

So much work, its maddening.
I'll write more if anything of any interest happens, but that's not very likely.