"It's ok. I'm used to that."

Well today was almost completely uneventful. It was really boring until about... 4 PM.

I basically sat around and did nothing all day and then went to Desert Ridge with Andrew.
Oh and it was raining. I love the rain.

Anywho.
Not much happened at DR. It was just me and Andrew since the rest of my minions had their own things to tend to.
Amanda and her money were up in Flagstaff
Lindsey had a family pet emergency to which I suggested she see the Pet Psychic.
She saw the vet instead.
Ben was in Sin City (but I wouldn't have asked him anyway.. since he hates me and everything... or do I hate him? I can never remember.)
and Omaya... well, I dunno. Where was Omaya? I completely forgot about her. She was probably at dance anyway.
So yea, we just basically walked around. I was terribly unfunny tonight. I think I said a total of 3 funny things.
We saw Siovash while we were there but we didn't talk to him. We both agreed he's too dumb to hold a conversation with. Not that he'd want to talk to us anyway.. but that's not the point.

Before Andrew and I left this kid was messing around and he ended up slipping in the rain and I swear to G0d everyone at Desert Ridge turned around, pointed, and laughed at this kid. It was great.

Came home, got online and to my surprise Matt finally worked on the script! It was a tender moment between the two of us as I read the magnificant work he had accomplished while I was off gallivanting. Nice Chanukkah present Matty. lol Thanks.

Oh yea, and earlier today my friend Heather called. It was really weird. I hadn't spoken to her in so long..
It was nice though. I'm glad she called.
Yep, so that's about it.
Here I am, 2 AM and not in bed. What a surprise...

Quote of the day:
"Dude, you're gonna get some!"
-- A quote from our script that Matty wrote. Its supposed to be like the Dell guy.

"I was just laying flat on my bed with Desi between my legs."

Thanksgiving.
Yes, American Jews do celebrate it. It's true. That's not just some crazy rumor I made up.
I hope everyone had a nice day.
My Thanksgivings are always entertaining. This year I kept my own little tradition of getting up at 8:50 am, having breakfast and getting into my parent's bed to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Later on in the day went to my Aunt Marilyn's house and all of my mom's family came in.

There is never a dull moment with my mom's family.
We have it all;
the crazy aunt
the gay uncle...... and his new boyfriend..
the obnoxious cousin

I love spending the holidays with them.

Not much happened this year though. Two of my cousins decided they'd sneak liquor during the dinner and have a contest to see who could consume more of it without getting caught.. That didn't sit too well with their mother. It makes me happy every time my cousins do something stupid because it makes me look like that much more of an angel.
"Look at Stephanie sitting there good as gold."
Damn right. Drinking my water. No alcohol for me thanks.

Sure, there was a minor tiff between my mother and my aunt Polly when Polly tried to tell a family story and my mommy said it was the wrong version. My mom ended up telling the story the correct way and I'm not being biased or anything because its my mother.. but my mom does tell the story better...

Anywho, You guys really don't want to hear about my family so I'll kindly let you get back to your own lives.

Quote of the day:
"Now Stephanie, you've kissed a boy right?"
"Jesus.."
"When you make out with a boy do you use your tongue?"
"Oh my G0d." ::Stefi walks away.::
"What? I'm just curious!"
-- My Uncle Gary trying to pry into my lack of social life... his own little yearly tradition.

"What are you, British?"

I know, its been awhile... I'm sorry to all of my faithful followers who honestly cared that I hadn't written in about a week.

Let me catch you up;
My life is still boring and nothing has happened.
Well, I grabbed a guy's crotch today, but that wasn't really anything at all. People made a big deal none the less.
I'm building my reputation.
Annnnywho-

Its been a long three day week. I just want it to be Wednesday already.

Today was pretty ordinary..
Learned how to say "I'm going to kill you" and "I am falling in love with you" in Spanish. I wasn't listening though so I can't relay this information back to you.

In second hour I took the chem test...
Even Daniel Thai was nervous about the test. I studied my ass off. I quizzed Matt for like, three hours online. One day Rosie is gonna give someone a heart attack with all of the stuff she makes us do. I think I did ok on the test.. I won't be surprised when I get my D back though.

Sitting in third hour English today bored out of my mind and half asleep, I realized that there are only 5 boys in that class. Well, 6 if you count the lesbian Kim in the corner.

Inferno essays are due tomorrow.. I should probably get on that..

Let's see...
Nothing else really happened until 7th hour.
I was sitting in the corner with Rick, Sailor Eryn, Party Girl, Nikki, and Chris and we were all talking about the other kids in the class and how they aren't as cool as us and just messing around basically. Jokingly I grabbed Chris' crotch and I don't know why this was such a major deal. Its not like they haven't slapped my ass before or grabbed my boobs (A regular occurrence during 7th hour drama) Hell, Rick exposes himself at least twice a week. But Sailor Eryn was freaking out (she thinks I'm a goody two shoes Jewish choir girl priss... even though I've told her about 5 times that I'm not in choir). And as Rick put it "I'd expect Megan to do that.. she has done that actually... but I didn't think you ever would." It was just a joke though and probably won't be happening again. It was cool that it had so much shock value though.

That's about it for now. I'll write more tomorrow.
Really, I will.

Here, take a test:

What sexy girl are you
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Then if you have Sandberg, do your essay.

Quote of the day:
Eryn: "I still can't believe you did that."
Stefi: "Eryn... it was like, four minutes ago.."
-- Eryn during 7th hour

"I'm sorry.. I stopped listening to you.. But please, continue."

Hi, I'm still sick so I was unable to say anything clever or witty today so Matt wrote my blog.
He didn't want to. But he did it.
Thanks Matty lol

"Hi this is Matt. Welcome to Stefi's Blog. On your left will be the text, and on the right in the corner there will be a box with an x that you must click once you finish reading this. I hope you enjoyed your stay here at Stefi's blog. Come again."

That was short, sweet, and to the point. I hope you enjoyed it.

Quote of the day:
No quote.. I couldn't talk and I didn't hear anything that really struck me as blogable.

"They didn't molest you or anything did they?"

I wish it was Friday...
Monday actually wasn't too bad today though.
Boring boring boring
blah blah blah
Same ol' Same ol'.

All of the little IB kiddos are buzzing about the "sudden and weird... yea. Weird. Kinda.." break up between the Bible gnome and his 10 year old prodigy. Personally.... I'm not caring all that much...
They went out for a week. I saw them hold hands... They may as well have been brother and sister.

Oh, they're not going out anymore? Wait, they were going out?

Sure you saw them together... but they never actually.. did anything..
Anywho-

I'm having trouble talking right now. I sound like a 13 year old boy going through puberty who has been smoking for the past 5 years. I'm not kidding you. I keep coughing and stuff. My voice has gone way past The great Tara Reid smoke out and into the realm of Little Yodel Boy. It sucks. Oh well. Eventually I'll shake this 18 month cold... And if I don't, finals be damned! I ain't goin' to school!

K, well... I have math HW to do.

Quote of the day:
"NOTHING!"
-- Matt and me today at lunch when people wanted to know what we were talking about.
Yes, I do realize that our conversations are way more interesting than any you guys will ever have, but you still can't know.

Oh.. how sweet. He has two daddies..

Let's see if this blog can make sense......

Been a while. I know I know... I have a life people! Kinda... and you guys just have to accept that..
OK, that's a lie. But I have been busy and sick. Like, right now I should be doing at least some of my chem write up.. but am I? Nope. Will I? Probably not.

So what's been going on? Um.. Nothing really.. You haven't missed much..
Looking over the "Tentative Chem A Calender" has totally stressed me out.
The bitch- "THESE ARE NOT REVIEW DAYS! WE WILL BE GOING ON TO MASS!"
Just shut up, Rosie. Seriously, shut up.

I'm gonna be a Valley Teen Leader....
I don't exactly know what we do, but my mom is terribly over excited about it.

The holiday season has begun.
Everywhere I look there are things that represent the Jesus in us all.
I love it. Sometimes I wish I was a Jesus Lover just so I could bask in the Christianityness of the whole thing.
My holiday comes before your holiday though.
November 30th is the beginning of Chanukkah.
Maybe this year Rachel Cruz will learn that there are only 8 days and not 9... One can only hope.

Not much else to report....
Guess I'll get going then.

Quote of the weekend:
"Not even pronouns and bad punctuation can make me feel this naughty."
-- Mrs. Moline to Daniel Thai in the MP3 Matt made (which has to be like.. the funniest thing ever and believe me, everyone will be hearing it.)

Hi,
Just a note.

Um.. last night's blog.. doesn't make sense and I'm totally aware of that. I was sick and out of it.. lack of sleep.
So you can read it anyway and enjoy my moment of total nonsense.

Also: this disclaimer may not make sense either. I'm on a lot of meds right now... Very overtired...

"Your hair reminds me of a marshmallow chick in the spring."

I am the epitome (go me and the vocab word) of freakish teenage girls.
And let me say, wearing the same thing as Jamie Meadows today did not exactly boost my dead ego.

A fabulous weekend (sarcasm) led me into a Tuesday morning where I was caffine free and found myself watching Ugly Orange Sweater Boy without his ugly orange sweater, sweat because he couldn't remember the meaning of vosotros in Spanish.
I felt adventuous and clever since I was half asleep so I shouted out singular familiar.
Feeling feverish does that to a girl. I was right though, so its all good.
If you think I talk a lot with just 5 hours of sleep... You should have heard me 1st hour when I was going on about two hours.
Our test, thankfully, was moved to tomorrow. I was nervous about it today. I hadn't studied.

2nd hour we did the lab which was nice.. it was a lot of nothing.

3rd hour everyone was going wild over the Sora/Ben thing.
Ok, the girl is 10 and Ben is Jesus' follower.. there's no way in hell that either of them are getting any action.
They barely touch each other. All they have are titles.

I gave myself a title today in the hopes that I could perk myself up.
From now on you will refer to me as Stephanie Antoinette Elizabeth I Queen of Stefdonia.
Stefi for short.

That should hold me over until I get a boyfriend.

Me, pathetic and overtired? No. I don't believe it.

In fourth hour, after getting over the horrifying shock that my English teacher from 8th grade was in the building, I calmed down a little. I felt well enough to mock people again.
I started with the girl who sat in front of me who, amazingly over the weekend grew a whole 20 inches of hair and proceded to swish it all over my desk while I was being studious and taking notes.
(Side comment: What's the point of getting new hair if it still looks fake?)
Anyway, she swished it hard enough for it to hit my notebook with a thwack.

So I kinda.. handed it back to her in a forceful manner..
She turned around, "That's my new hair!"
"Its interfering with my learning rights." I blinked back at her.

Yea- Bitch mode today. I know.

At lunch my mood changed... again. How weird...
My friend Alicia asked me to do her a huge favor..
"You have a lot of guy friends right?"
"Ummm... yea.. why?"
"Do you think.." She looked around and hushed her voice. "Do you think any of them will have condoms?"
"Um.. why?"
"My boyfriend and I decided we're gonna have sex after school tonight!" She was getting overly giddy.

Suddenly, that old duck that the Disney educational videos use popped into my head.
"Today's theme, class." He fixed his spectacles, "Is love." He writes it on the board. "Oh.. that's a shame. You don't have any..." He clicked his tongue at me. "Tsk.."

I am Jack's self-absorbed teenage years...

Anyway, so then I stopped being Ally McBeal and thrusted myself back into reality:

"Oh... Yea... I'll see what I can do." I didn't care. I looked around for people I thought would have one. "Hey Skylar?"
Skylar whipped around in her seat careful not to rip her skin tight pants, "Yea?"
"Do you have a condom?" She gave me her 'I hate you look'
"No."
"Oh, ok thanks though." I turned back to Alicia. "Skylar doesn't have one."

My friend Chris did though.
Good Ol' Chris...
No matter how hard he tries.. Never quite needs the jacket.

"Do you happen to have a condom on you?" I asked him in the library.
He didn't say anything and looked at me confussed as I paused and tried to start over.
"Well... not on you... but like, in your back pack?"
"Why?"
"This is going to sound like a joke.. but, its for a friend." I pointed to Alicia as she pretended to look at the computers.
He just stared at me some more.
"Please, do I look like I'm going to be getting lucky anytime soon?"
"I bet you're kinky."
It was my turn to stare. "Please, Chris."

He handed over the "emergency" condom.
I passed it over to Alicia.
"OMG I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH! OMG!" She was like, jumping for joy. "I'm gonna make you some cookies! Got any preferences? OMG! THANK YOU!"
"It's really not a problem." and it wasn't.. I was too tired to care how I looked asking people for condoms.
Maybe those lesbian rumors will die down now?

I hung out with my minions the rest of lunch.
Made fun of Katie Davids multiple times.

I'll skip over 6th hour to save you the pain.
7th hour was Stefi to the rescue... again. Go me... racking up the good Karma.

Chris didn't have a speech prepared.
We worked on this a month and the kid had nothing.
He didn't even have music.

I handed him my Vanessa Carlton cd, still in my back pack from the week before.
"Track 5. You're her ex boyfriend."
"Are you kidding me?" He handed it back. "I'm not going."
Mr. Bush interupted him, "Then you can stand in front of the class for 3 minutes. I'll time you."

Chris grabbed the CD again. "Thanks." He mummbled.
He did pretty well... not as funny as I expected... but he ended up with a C-. Mr. Bush was being kind...
And yes, I am going to take credit for that C-.
Not that a C- is good... but for having nothing... its way better than a 0.

Came home... Slept... felt better... Thanks Dr. Matt.. lol
And now.. I'm going to sleep some more..

Quote of the day:
"Maybe its time you left? I don't know if you noticed but like... you keep talking and no one is listening.. I mean, I'm not one to say anything.. I just think you should know what's going on."
-- Me being horrible to Katie Davids

Untitled for Dramatic Purposes

Yea yea.. I know.
It's been a while and the last entery was kind of confussing for well.. pretty much everyone.
I just haven't felt like writing in my blog.
On a side note, I had to buy a new journal today. The one you actually write in with an actual pen.
I had a lot of personal stuff to sort out...

I'm better now though. I mean, sure, my mom is making meat loaf tonight and I'm not estatic over that because there are some things you should not mess with.
Meat loaf.
Meat doesn't come in a loaf.
Bread comes in a loaf.. but meat? I mean, really. Do you want to be doing that to meat?
The answer is no. No you don't want to be doing that to meat.
At least its not chicken though..

Chicken loaf... I so wouldn't be surprised if my mom made that one day.

I might be going out with my minions tonight but I don't know if that's going to happen because my mom told me she didn't exactly fancy the idea of driving me to Desert Ridge tonight. How unfair. Does she not know the week I had? Does she not understand how I need to get out?
Actually, she doesn't. I was mopey and she was like,
Mommy: "You ok?"
Stefi: "Yea, I'm fine."
Mommy: "Ok...."

My dad however did not notice any significant change in my behavior.
Daddy: "Are you still sick?"
Stefi: "No."
Daddy: "Oh."

Oh.
Oh.

"How was your day?"
"I've been raped by my older step-brother so I'm pregnant with his child now and he's left me no food, no clothing.. Well, except for this bottle of wild turkey.. but I drank it already."
"Oh."

"Daddy, I need money."
"Oh."

Oh. He says that a lot.
Like he doesn't know what else to say.

Oh.

I went to Fashion Square today.
I had to get out.
I went to the MAC store. Highlight of my G0d forsaken weekend.
Then I went to the Apple store.
I looked up my blog from an iMac just to see how it looked.

"That's an interesting title......" The ugly Mac Addict nodded towards the computer.
"Yea..."
"Is that your site?"
I really didn't feel like talking to him.
"No." I left the station with the site still up.

I need sleep.

Quote of the weekend:
No quote.

I should be more like the army;
Don't ask
Don't tell

But no, I'm not like the fucking army.
I'm me. And I'm stupid and sorry.

"I could make fun of her, but I can't be bothered."

Half day! Woo hoo! I love half days. The quick classes, getting out at 11. What's not to love?

Basically, because all of the classes were so short, nothing was really done at all today.
Spanish was its usual boring self. We played another game. Hey, just as long as we're not singing anything, I'm ok.
Chem class was more like a social studies class today what with Rosie going off about all of these holidays and asking the Indian kid in our class about his New Year. Please, like she really cares. She's all for the Jews, but I guess she has to destroy all of the rumors that she's a gentile hating garden gnome.

3rd hour I took my vocab test and listened to Siovosh grunt.
Did you know Botox is a type A toxin? Its true people.

4th hour we sat and listened to Ms. Sturgell talk about her cats...
Sixth hour I didn't take my math test and 7th hour was nice because Annoying Eryn (Not to be confused with Sailor Eryn) brought in her Green Day Cd so we sat there singing all of the songs on Dookie. Fun stuff, especially for me because she didn't know all of the words. That's always fun. Knowing lyrics somebody else doesn't.

After school I went out and aboot with my mother.
I bought a new book and the Christina Aguilera CD, which I suggest to everyone (except Matt who will hate it) because it's really good.
Oh, and I finally found my Something Corporate CD! I had been looking all over for it, so that was a happy moment.

I must go finish memorizing my drama speech and putting together a skanked out VJ costume for 7th hour tomorrow.
I'm debating between hooker boots and a plaid mini or something less Britney wannabe....
I'll watch MTV tonight. We'll see.

Quote of the day:
"So I take it this wouldn't be a good time to bomb Iraq?"
-- Daniel Thai when Rosie said it was one of their holidays. Romin, Rollin'... sounded like that.

"Dude, smell my jacket."

Ahhh Monday.
Monday's are hard.
They're even harder when you were sick for two days and have to get back into the swing of things.

My Spanish teacher decided to give us a quiz today. Surprise! Well, not exactly surprise.. everyone else knew about it, but because I was absent Friday I didn't. The bitch made me take it anyway but it ended up ok because it was just over vocab and I have that pretty much down.

Second hour was just more Daniel Thai antics.
Rosie, who looked like a leprechaun today, was handling dry ice for a demo.
I thought Daniel Thai was going to have a heart attack. He was excited to see the frozen CO2 and kept telling Rosie to "Be careful!" and then going " Oooooooooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when she put the peice of ice in water and it began to smoke. The kid gets way over excited about ice. Not that I could even see the demo, he was jumping around so much... I was just happy he wasn't breathing on me for once.

Third hour we switched seats. Lucky me, I get to sit next to Siovosh who sleeps and drools, then wakes up, goes "Huh? What? Yea." and then goes back to sleep. He wakes up whenever we have a discussion and says a bunch of stuff that doesn't make sense, laughs about it, smoothes down his hair, and then goes back to sleep.

Fourth hour we had a substitute who couldn't keep his eyes open. He would fall asleep, wake himself up and tell the kids to quiet down. I felt kinda bad for the guy.

5th hour was boring.
Katie tried to talk to me and I started looking around the library and she was like "What are you looking at?" and I said "Oh, I'm sorry. The lights distracted me."
That kind of annoyed her and she stayed away from the table the rest of the lunch hour.

6th hour was math and there's nothing to report and 7th hour I tried to practice my drama speech. Yea, I actually worked on drama stuff during drama class. How weird is that?

OK, I updated so you can't bug me about updating!

Quote of the day:
"She's only nice because G0d wants her to be! ... Oh, hi Vangie."
-- Me just talking about some girl in our chem class who has a false nice side (Not Vangie though) and she thought I was talking about her.

"Ur happy when im on my knees"

So... this really hot guy is at my house Saturday night. He's the son of one of my dad's clients.
And he's like "Hey, let me see your bedroom." and my parents are like "Don't be rude! Show him!" and so I take him to my bed room and he like, starts trying to make out with me and they said not to be rude.. so I didn't tell him to stop or anything...
Anyway, we're making out for a while when my mom walks in..
and like, it looks really bad cuz he's started to undo my shirt and stuff and we're on my bed and like... it was just.. bad.
But naughty fun.
So yea, there was some horror and now I'm grounded.. but it was totally worth it cuz the guy was really hot.

And then I woke up.


I did nothing this weekend.
NOTHING.
I talked to Matt and we made fun of people.
It was fun.
I do enjoy making fun of people and talking to Matt so I'm not complaining.
That was my weekend.
The end.

Quote of the weekend:
Matt: "Did I ever tell you I went to Sunday school once?"
Stefi: "I don't know if I can be your friend anymore."
-- Matt finally coming clean to me about his dark childhood