ShopGirlLA: how was ER?
CrasHTesTDummY37: Good. It's a 7 minute time out, and then another episode.
CrasHTesTDummY37: And then maybe an episode of the Practice, if I feel like staying up that late.
ShopGirlLA: lol
ShopGirlLA: you should
ShopGirlLA: rebel
CrasHTesTDummY37: Says Stefi, who comes to school looking half dead and uttering things such as "Ahah, that's funny...I'm tired...everything's funny when I'm tired...."
ShopGirlLA: lol
ShopGirlLA: yea...

I think that should be the first thing people know about me.
I don't sleep.
I think that kind of helps to explain my personality.
Yea, I just felt like putting that up there... A conversation between me and Jenna.
Anywho- now onto my real blog.

"Ok, smile. Tongue. Kiss. Jackass."
TWO WEEKS OF NO SCHOOL!
I get to sleep in Monday…

Oh, I know its been a few days, but every time I tried to blog either Explorer would act up or I’d end up working on the moovie script..
But yea..

Thursday was another half day chock full of finals…

Chem, World History, and Math..

In the middle of my world history test, Sturgell suddenly remembers something she didn’t teach us that was on the test and starts giving us answers.. that was kind of weird… but hey, answers… so that’s good since I guessed on about half of that test…

After school I went out with my mommy and then I went to the mall with Andrew and Amanda..

Amanda brought her video camera so we could go up and ask people random questions like they do on Letterman.
We decided to see what our Charlotte Russe store representatives had to say.

Amanda couldn’t keep a straight face when I asked her if she could go up and ask them so I had to request the interview.

Just so you know people; the first rule when you’re doing something funny with a camera to an unsuspecting bystander is Don’t Laugh.

Yea, so the people in CR were really mean and wouldn’t do the interview unless we scripted their responses first. That’s right. A local Charlotte Russe Representative could not give us her own answer to the question “What do you think of Oprah?” We had to do it for her…

So we asked random people in the middle of the mall instead.
Ooo like this hot guy in a beanie whose name was… ..Well, names aren’t important. All that’s important is that Amanda and I both touched his ass and we got him (and his ass) on camera.

Hot Beanie guy’s friends also had a camera with them. They weren’t as funny as we were though… and they had no idea who Peter Jenkins was.

Afterwards, Andrew, Amanda, and I all trekked down to the Harkins at PV to see Maid in Manhattan. We’re sitting in the theatre… doing what we do best, which is, making fun of people. We go from making fun of Rosie to Crystal Pierce in about 0.2 seconds. (A new record)
Anyway, we notice these two really annoying, what we think are 8th grade girls over in the corner of the theatre. We don’t really think anything of it until they start getting overly annoying and loud. We then decide to sit in front of the girls….. turns out the girls are Crystal Pierce and Jessica Putnam..

“Were you guys talking about me?” Crystal asked.
“No.. no… we were saying how we saw you in the food court..” I quickly covered Amanda’s tracks…. Since it was her who had been dissing Miss Pierce.

We talked with them for like… two minutes but it seemed like an eternity.. Jessica isn’t bad.. Crystal is.. and she was only interested in what she could mooch off of Amanda (a drink) and how much she could brag about the amount of money she spent at the mall ($200 on a pair of ugly shoes and candy).

After the movie, we were quick to ditch the two other girls who began to follow our group. We made the excuse that I was going home and started towards the exit when who should show up? But my parents.. it was weird.

They were there for shopping..
It was ok though. They gave me more money and left me alone.

We filmed a little more and took pictures…
The parents by the mall Santa yelled at us for video taping their children..
We couldn’t go into the pet store with the camera…
And the waitress at Ruby’s Diner thought we were insane…. Amanda and I made Andrew ask for a paper hat..

“Why do you want a hat? Is it your birthday?”
“No… I just want a hat..”
“I can’t sing to you then if its not your birthday or bring you a sundae.”
“Can you sing to him anyway?” (I really wanted someone to sing Happy Birthday to Andrew)
“No, but I’ll give him the hat.”

She brought the hat though…

After dinner Amanda had to go home and then I had to go home (parents were leaving) which meant Andrew also had to go home.. so it was an early night for us. 9 PM.

Friday I did nothing. Absolutely nothing. It was nice.
Saturday, Matty and I worked on the mooovie for most of the day and then I went out to see Maid in Manhattan again with my Mommy since she wanted to see it.. and now, here I am..

Ok, and everyone… if you’re reading this, go to the comment page and leave a comment. I have the same three people commenting over and over… I wouldn’t mind some new people.

Quote of the week… weekendy thing:
"Many a young girl has found herself in trouble because some boy looked longingly at a centerfold hours before taking her out on a date, and, then they began necking while listening to a sexually exciting song."
-- Some Christian site I found talking about why porn is bad.

"I want to blank you."

Yea.... so my computer died..

But its ok.. its ok. Max is gonna be ok.... sure... EVERYTHING is gone... but.. slowly but surely.. he'll be on his feet again.
I already have about 250 MP3s just from this afternoon (I was dying without music)... so, it'll be ok.... At least we didn't lose the script. OMG I was thinking about that... because I haven't backed up the moooovie since July and revisions have been made since then... I would have killed myself if we didn't have Script Buddy. You all think I'm joking. I'm not. Matt knows. I would have died. I would have cried first though... a lot.

Annnnywho-
Finals week...

Ah, enjoy these last few nights kiddos.
For these are the nights you can say things like "I can't do the dishes.... I have to study for finals!" and your parents buy it... at least, mine do anyway...

Actually, I do study. I've been studying my ass off for Chem especially.. That final is tomorrow...

So let's see what's gone down since I last blogged:
Umm... Rosie wore a giant flower on her shoulder yesterday. My life is so sad that this was a major part of my day. But seriously, the thing was huge. It was like a frickin' parrot. I'm not kidding. I half expected it to start talking.
I totally believe her when she says things like she only buys from the "reduced reduced reduced" section..

I went to the mall with Jen.
Not to be confused with Jenna or Jenny or Jennifer (all other people I know.) This girl is new... well, she's not so new anymore.. she's been at NCHS about.. a month and a half I think? Something like that. She's really nice and she's going out with Matt. She's like the only girlfriend he's had who hasn't hated me. It's cool.
Oh, and we didn't shop in the reduced section.

Told you about my computer so we can skip over that...

Today was a half day because we were taking finals.
I think I did ok...
Spanish was simple... but I was annoyed because she had us study all of this stuff that wasn't even on the test. I could have cut my spanish studying time in half and worked on things like... Chem.... which, hopefully I won't fail.

English was ok... If you haven't taken Sandberg's English final yet and you are in her class I do suggest going over all of the handouts she ever gave you and reading them thoroughly.

Drama was disgustingly easy. I have like 100% for both quarters in that class though so I could have blown off the final and still passed the class.
I didn't blow off the final though.. I took it.

I went out and aboot with my Mommy today. That was fun... and now, here I am..
I'd write more but I have to go study.

Only one half day left of school... niiice.

Quote of the day:
Sandberg: "Don't tell anyone what's on the test because I will find out and then I will curve the grades!"
Alison: "Curve the grades? What does that mean?"
Stefi: "It means that whatever Daniel Thai gets on the test is what she grades it out of."
Daniel Thai: "Miss Sparer, why is it that you always assume that I will have the highest test score?"
-- In my third hour after our final
I dunno... whatever. It was funny during 3rd hour ok, so shoot me.

"What? Wait.. What?"

Max is dead.
More later.

"That kid is going to follow us all night now, isn't he?"

Fucking fucking explorer.
I was this close to finishing my blog about 2 minutes ago... and it decided it performed some illegal operation.
ugh...
Anyway...

This was a good week... but I'm happy its over.

In Spanish my teacher's skirt looked like she made it out of her really ugly living room rug. It was green with tassles...I'm not joking. It was so awful. I don't know what she was thinking. I noticed today while we went over the Spanish tests we took Monday, that my teacher kind of moves like an ex- nazi. She gave off the whole American History X feel.. Just in case.. I won't tell her I'm Jewish or anything..

Speaking of Jews...

Rosie's class was relatively painless today.
We went over our tests... which I didn't do too horribly on.. I got a B.. That's better than the D I expected..
So what if it wasn't an advanced test? At least I passed this one..
Then Rosie set us free to work on our final study guides... which no one really did.. except maybe Daniel Thai..
"Will we have to add and subtract in scientific notation for certain delights?" Daniel Thai asked Rosie.
"Yes, but I won't know if you are or not because the answers are multiple choice so you can do whatever you want except look off of Stephanie's paper."
"Why would I want to look off of Stephanie's paper?" Daniel Thai, who will never be known as just Daniel to anyone at North Canyon (except maybe Lisa Wade... but just because she's nice) replied to the Keebler elf. Then, when he noticed how what he said was perceived he laughed, DANIEL THAI LAUGHED at the expense of me. When did he get a personality? I am so confused.
First his great speech.. now Daniel Thai is making fun of me? What's next?
If Daniel Thai suddenly becomes captain of the football team and friends with Carson.. I think I'll drop out of school.

Later, while Daniel Thai was shelping (and yes, Matt. I looked it up in my little yiddish dictionary, it is shleping. Shlep - Drag, carry or haul, particularly unnecessary things, parcels or baggage; to go somewhere unwillingly or unwantedly ) Rosie said "I don't think he meant it like that.."
"Yes. Yea, he did." Random kids in the class answered.
Thanks guys..
I think it was unfair of him to say that when I finally passed a test in Rosie's class..
the easiest test of the year.. and I passed it... that says something....

In English I watched more speeches.. they were pretty good today.

In fourth hour I took a test.
Fifth hour, Andrew had an angry moment (because of Lindsey... why else?) where he said "Fuck you", grabbed his PSAT score sheet, and flounced off in a very non homosexual way... only it turned out he took my PSAT score sheet instead so he had to come back and it totally ruined his non homosexual angry flouncing moment.Too bad too because it would have been quite an exit...

Speaking of "non" homosexuals...
What did Ben get on his PSATs? Did anyone find out?
I don't actually care, but I wanted to make fun of Ben right there..

I took a test during math and critiqued people in drama 7th hour, and that was my school day.

Came home.. slept for 2 hours and then went out and aboot with Andrew.
PV mall doesn't have as many 8th graders roaming around as Desert Ridge.. Its nice.
Except for this one kid who was just... creepy. He was following Andrew and me around the pet store.
Oh, and I saw Really Ugly Creepy Guy (different from creepy pet store guy) from last year at the mall too. It had been awhile since I had seen him..

Not much really happened while we were out..
Andrew decided to rebel and Winona Ryder a 22 dollar thermos from Starbucks...
I didn't think he was serious when he said he would do it.. but he did it..

We're sitting outside of Starbucks and he's like "I want coffee... I'm gonna get some coffee.." So I said ok, and he goes inside and I decide to call Amanda Carungi since she had to stay home tonight. I see Andrew looking at the coffee mugs and things and then I see him go into the bathroom and the kid goes to the bathroom like, 8 billion times a day so I think nothing of this..
I'm on the phone for a few minutes when Andrew comes busting out of the starbucks going "EEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he's holding a starbucks coffee thermos.
"Oh my G0d! You actually did it...."
"EEEE!!" seemed to be the only thing Andrew could reply to that.
"What?! What?!" Amanda, who was still on the phone, was all confused.
I was "Oh my G0d"ing, Andrew was "eeee"ing and laughing.. there was a lot of noise going on.. So she hung up on us..
I still can't believe he did that.
Don't ever steal people. Stealing is bad. Stealing is naughty.
You can't do that, because its wrong..

We went to Borders for a bit after that and chatted with the guys who work there...
I bought a book. Star Girl. Its supposed to be good. It better be for 11 bucks.

I should go to sleep now.. but.. eh..

Quote of the day:
"I'm having a hard time dealing with the fact that I'm a complete moron."
"You're not a moron.. shut up. You're stupid."
-- Matt trying to make me feel better about my disgusting PSAT score.

"He wore that shirt Monday.. and Saturday..."

People are still talking about my speech. Yes, it was just that good.

Anywho,
Really tired.
Spent the day trying not to fall asleep and laughing at things that were totally not even funny.

Took my chem test. Very scary.
Please G0d let me do well.

Third hour I listened to more speeches... Juana did well. Cassie did ok... she wasn't that nervous but she barely looked at the class. Same with Ellen.
Fourth hour I took a quiz...
At lunch I sang songs from Rent with Amanda and Jenny from the Block with Andrew.
Oh and Amanda made me do my Alyson Hannigan voice. At least she asked me to do a quote from Buffy and not the band camp thing.
I remember last year Danielle Silvera used to make me say the band camp thing all the time. That was way back when I aimed to please. Now I take the I'll do what I want approach. Works better for me.

6th hour was uneventful. I have a test tomorrow.

In 7th hour Mr. Bush pretty much hated everyone but me, Sarah, and Preston. Nice feeling to not be hated for once.
We have assigned seating now. And we're not allowed to move from our seats at all. AND we have 10 minutes of silent writing about some form of entertainment to do when we first get into class every day.. so I wrote about how great Hugh Grant's hair looked in the movie About a Boy. His hair was a character in itself. Gorgeous.

Then I came home and slept for three hours so I hope to G0d I can sleep tonight...

Quote of the day:
"Steph, why do you have down all of these quotes in your note section?"
"They.. uh.. help me to remember stuff..."
-- Rosie asking me why I had quotes in my chem note book (I forgot to take the paper out before I turned it in... for the 3rd time..)

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"The beret is not just a fashion statement. It is a symbol, and so is Monica Lewinsky."

Ahh I did it. I did my speech! It went well. I'm so pleased.
Everyone is talking about it! Its so cool. People who aren't even in my class are coming up to me and congratulating me.
Its awesome. I had a lot of people ask me questions too. Everyone else had like.. one question, which was usually just "why did you pick this person?"
The questions I was asked ranged from "What does SNL stand for" (Daniel Thai asked that one. Who else would?) to "How did Monica Influence you?"
Oh, and yearbook was in there while I did my speech so now there are probably going to be pics of me as Monica Lewinsky in the yearbook...
Yea, but... anyway..

Not much to say today. I was worried about my speech for the first 3 periods of school.
Now I'm worried about my Chem test tomorrow.
Wish me luck.

After my third hour speech I wore my beret the rest of the day.. well, except for when Eunice (or however you spell her name. I have no idea) came up to me and yelled in my face during lunch.
"THE NO HAT RULE APPLIES TO YOUNG LADIES AS WELL AS BOYS."
"It was for a class presentation." I calmly replied back. I didn't begin to remove the hat.
"THEN YOU WEAR IT IN THE CLASS ONLY!" She has crazy eyes. Has anyone noticed that?
"That means she wants you to take it off..." Andrew, who was standing next to me, grabbed the hat off of my head.

The second Eunice was gone I put the beret back on my head.
It completed the outfit.

In 7th hour Sailor Erin (whose house I did not go to today) and I had to do our horrible, awful skit.
It actually wouldn't have been that bad if she had maybe remembered one or two of her lines.... in any particular order.
She practically BSed half of it. Ah.. oh well.
I'm tired... I'm gonna study for chem though.

Quote of the day:
"I don't buy things unless they've been marked down at least three times"
::Thomas snickers::
"What? It's true."
"Oh, I believe it..."
-- Rosenberg solving the mystery as to why she dresses like a Garden Gnome


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"You're the Stefi.. you're like... Fuck you. I'm better than everyone."

Nervous nervous nervous about my speech.
I've only practiced it like 2000 times, but I'm still nervous.
Yep, the Monica Lewinsky speech is tomorrow.
Please, pray for me.

Today was ok..
Sorry for not writing much. I've been so busy lately.
Not much happened today... I went around to random people at lunch and gave my speech.
Even Katie Davids liked it. I think that says something.
Or does it? I dunno. That can kind of go both ways..

In 7th hour Method Man went crazay at us.
That was a little scary.. not because he has a strong, booming voice that could blow the top off of a house... but because he's very tall like a giant... and he slams doors like a 17 year old. A passion.
I swear to G0d. He got so sick of us (well, not me. He still likes me.) he said "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! OBVIOUSLY YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO!" when no one was listening to him then proceded to his little office and slammed the door.
After about two seconds where everyone was kinda just standing there dumbfounded he opened up his office door leaned out and said "Well? GET PRACTICING!" and then shut his door again.

Oh and then in the madness of it all, Sailor Erin (found out she spells it with an "i") invited me over to her house tomorrow.
Weirdness..

I'm so tired I don't even think this blog makes sense.
I'm taking a nap and then doing my chem HW.
Ugh, Rosie... Am I the only NCHS student really not liking her at the moment?

Quote of the day:
"That's not actually your speech is it?"
"Yea...That's actually my speech.."
"Whoa.. You're really gonna go up and say that?"
-- Alicia Powers when I said my speech during 4th hour World History

"Yea, he did... Wait.. No, he didn't."

Scrubs Day.

Actually, surprisingly.. today was good.
I had a new outlook on life today... kinda.
Goodbye to the old Stefi... the one who made fun of well, everyone.
And say hello to the newer Stefi... the one who makes fun of.. well, Katie Davids. (oh, and other random ugly people..)
Yea, I was gonna go for the whole.. I love everyone/Vangie approach.. but I couldn't do it.
I couldn't.

I did a lot better though....

Anyway-
Spanish was boring. As usual my teacher got off track and began talking about George "Warshington".
Yes. She pronounced it with an R. Half the class snickered.. the awake half. I didn't laugh though. I was a little dissapointed seeing that she's a language teacher, but when you've had a year of Mrs. Weeiams (the ebonics teacher).. things like "Warshington" just don't shock you anymore.

In second hour, to my horror, I realized that I didn't do all of my Chem HW. Thank G0d I wasn't called on for the problems I didn't do.
Although, because I am of the Jewish religion, she probably would have forgiven me anyway. I swear though, if Rosie could bitch slap both Amory and Daniel Thai, she would in an instant.

Sandberg addressed me directly today in third hour when it came to how appropriate one should be during their speech... (I'm doing mine on Monica Lewinsky.)
Sandberg: "We don't need to know about things on your dress..."
Rachael Meed: "Oh my G0d, that'd be so funny!"
Sandberg: ::puts on disgusted face:: "No! That would gross me out! We all know what Monica did... Yes, you need to concede to that.. but, don't go drawing diagrams."
Stefi: "I can't draw anyway.."
Sandberg: "Basically, if you can give your speech to your grandmother and she wouldn't blush, then its ok."
Stefi: "My Grandmother didn't blush at a lot of things."
Sandberg: "Just.... use your best judgement."

Apparently, she told all of her classes about her Monica Lewinsky in 3nd hour. I was used as an example. How sweet.

In 4th hour world history I had to BS my way through an essay test for Sturgell.
I studied. I did, but it was on the Englightenment of the 18th century and there are so many names and laws of nature... and... ugh...
The only specific details (and the Sturgell loooves details) I could remember were on Voltaire.
So I wrote a lot about Voltaire... I'm hoping to pull at least a C..

At lunch nothing happened..
I have a test tomorrow in math..
and in drama I had to bribe Eryn to work on the scene with me.
So I told Mr. Bush and he made note of it.

I don't like getting people in trouble.. honest.
In fact that was probably the meanest thing I did all day.
Except for when I called some girl Ozzy Osbourne in the Library... But that was funny...and she didn't hear me anyway..

And now I'm home and I have HW to do so off I go.

Quote of the day:
Sandberg: "You can go over to Skylar's house and practice together. How does that sound?"
Siovash: "Dirrrty..."
-- Ms. Sandberg telling Alison that she can practice her speech with Skylar and Siovash being Siovash..

"You can save a baby everytime you masturbate. Don't waste 5 bucks."

Another boring day... My days have been so boring lately.
I had almost a full night of sleep last night so not everything was funny..

Spanish was boring..
Chem was boring..

In English we actually did work today.. Only because Ellen was there though.
I talked to Alicia in World History and for some reason Amy Meda said she loved me at lunch.

I actually talked to a few kids during my math class. People were playing "Virgin/slut", which this guy... can't think of his name.. last name Beverage.. Was it Corey? I dunno, something like that.. well, he made it up... and its stupid. Its not even a game. Its just a person going around and debating whether the people were virgins or sluts. I do that on my own, only I don't call it a game. I keep it to myself.
Guess which one I was casted as though?

In drama I was trying to get along with Eryn so I laughed hysterically at everything "funny" that she said during 7th hour. I'm getting really good at that fake laugh...

Since I have nothing interesting going on in my life I will talk about the pressing world issues now.

oh, never mind I can't be bothered. I have HW to do.

Quote of the day:
"How many blogs do you think that'll end up in?"
-- Amanda after my masturbation quote because she, Andrew, and Eric were sitting there when I said it... and they all have blogs.

I apologize for the lame ass blog.
Daniel Thai needs to do something I can make fun of tomorrow.

"Are we the only ones not doing work?"

Look at me writing before 10 PM.


School today..
Blah.
I was just getting used to the whole.. going to bed late, getting up at noon routine too.

At 8:08 AM sitting at my desk in Spanish I realized I wanted to go home.
At 8:08 AM I was ready to leave.

Rosie of course jumped right back into the curriculum. She was wearing this green suit today that made her look like a Keebler elf. I half expected her to give us cookies.
That would have been cool..

I'm so worried about her final. I need to "spend time accordingly" on the study guide because the final can "make or break my grade" and I really need a good grade.
If I don't then ITTech here I come...

English was fun today. Mrs. Smyth was subbing for the Berg and set us free to work on our study questions the entire hour.
So Jenna and I spent the hour talking. We were the only people in class not working. Fun stuff just sitting there talking.
We got our Ya-Yas out and realized that we could have an entire conversation using the words "dude" and "Remember when.."
Yea, we're honors students.

During lunch today I was asked for just about the upteenth time why I was being a preppy person today. Or as Lindsey called me, a Sweater Monkey..
I ran out of witty excuses. I wore a blue sweater. I promise to go back to black tomorrow. Jeesh.

The rest of the day was pretty much boring..

Mr. Bush told me I had a "sparkle" about me today.
I think that's his way of saying "My, you look preppy!".

And.. yea. That was my Monday.

Quote of the day:
Ben: "Ah, Stefi... What would we do without you?"
Stefi: "Sit here bored.... like you do in the mornings.. Hey, wait.. what are you trying to say?"
-- Ben being touching.. in a not so touching way.

"This is like... the kid from Mask with a puffy collar."

We have school tomorrow.
Dammit.
I hate that about Sundays. It always means that tomorrow is school.
Unless its a 3 day weekend and there isn't school Monday.. or if its summer... well, you know the exceptions.. but usually, normally, it means school the next day.

Not much happened on my Saturday night.
I went out and aboot with my mother and sister. We shopped a bit then came home and watched "Waiting for Guffman."
Yes. This was my Saturday night.
I'm 15 and that was my Saturday night.
Oh well.

Didn't do much at all today. My dad made latkes and I basically sat around. The usual.
I should have started on my study guide for Chem.. but... its a 4 day weekend. So Rosie be damned.
I bet Daniel Thai finished his...

Quote of the day:
"You'd come to visit to play grab ass with my mom."
-- My reply to Matt after he said he'd come over to my house if I bought the Anna Kournikova 2003 wall calendar.

"It's ok. I'm used to that."

Well today was almost completely uneventful. It was really boring until about... 4 PM.

I basically sat around and did nothing all day and then went to Desert Ridge with Andrew.
Oh and it was raining. I love the rain.

Anywho.
Not much happened at DR. It was just me and Andrew since the rest of my minions had their own things to tend to.
Amanda and her money were up in Flagstaff
Lindsey had a family pet emergency to which I suggested she see the Pet Psychic.
She saw the vet instead.
Ben was in Sin City (but I wouldn't have asked him anyway.. since he hates me and everything... or do I hate him? I can never remember.)
and Omaya... well, I dunno. Where was Omaya? I completely forgot about her. She was probably at dance anyway.
So yea, we just basically walked around. I was terribly unfunny tonight. I think I said a total of 3 funny things.
We saw Siovash while we were there but we didn't talk to him. We both agreed he's too dumb to hold a conversation with. Not that he'd want to talk to us anyway.. but that's not the point.

Before Andrew and I left this kid was messing around and he ended up slipping in the rain and I swear to G0d everyone at Desert Ridge turned around, pointed, and laughed at this kid. It was great.

Came home, got online and to my surprise Matt finally worked on the script! It was a tender moment between the two of us as I read the magnificant work he had accomplished while I was off gallivanting. Nice Chanukkah present Matty. lol Thanks.

Oh yea, and earlier today my friend Heather called. It was really weird. I hadn't spoken to her in so long..
It was nice though. I'm glad she called.
Yep, so that's about it.
Here I am, 2 AM and not in bed. What a surprise...

Quote of the day:
"Dude, you're gonna get some!"
-- A quote from our script that Matty wrote. Its supposed to be like the Dell guy.

"I was just laying flat on my bed with Desi between my legs."

Thanksgiving.
Yes, American Jews do celebrate it. It's true. That's not just some crazy rumor I made up.
I hope everyone had a nice day.
My Thanksgivings are always entertaining. This year I kept my own little tradition of getting up at 8:50 am, having breakfast and getting into my parent's bed to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Later on in the day went to my Aunt Marilyn's house and all of my mom's family came in.

There is never a dull moment with my mom's family.
We have it all;
the crazy aunt
the gay uncle...... and his new boyfriend..
the obnoxious cousin

I love spending the holidays with them.

Not much happened this year though. Two of my cousins decided they'd sneak liquor during the dinner and have a contest to see who could consume more of it without getting caught.. That didn't sit too well with their mother. It makes me happy every time my cousins do something stupid because it makes me look like that much more of an angel.
"Look at Stephanie sitting there good as gold."
Damn right. Drinking my water. No alcohol for me thanks.

Sure, there was a minor tiff between my mother and my aunt Polly when Polly tried to tell a family story and my mommy said it was the wrong version. My mom ended up telling the story the correct way and I'm not being biased or anything because its my mother.. but my mom does tell the story better...

Anywho, You guys really don't want to hear about my family so I'll kindly let you get back to your own lives.

Quote of the day:
"Now Stephanie, you've kissed a boy right?"
"Jesus.."
"When you make out with a boy do you use your tongue?"
"Oh my G0d." ::Stefi walks away.::
"What? I'm just curious!"
-- My Uncle Gary trying to pry into my lack of social life... his own little yearly tradition.

"What are you, British?"

I know, its been awhile... I'm sorry to all of my faithful followers who honestly cared that I hadn't written in about a week.

Let me catch you up;
My life is still boring and nothing has happened.
Well, I grabbed a guy's crotch today, but that wasn't really anything at all. People made a big deal none the less.
I'm building my reputation.
Annnnywho-

Its been a long three day week. I just want it to be Wednesday already.

Today was pretty ordinary..
Learned how to say "I'm going to kill you" and "I am falling in love with you" in Spanish. I wasn't listening though so I can't relay this information back to you.

In second hour I took the chem test...
Even Daniel Thai was nervous about the test. I studied my ass off. I quizzed Matt for like, three hours online. One day Rosie is gonna give someone a heart attack with all of the stuff she makes us do. I think I did ok on the test.. I won't be surprised when I get my D back though.

Sitting in third hour English today bored out of my mind and half asleep, I realized that there are only 5 boys in that class. Well, 6 if you count the lesbian Kim in the corner.

Inferno essays are due tomorrow.. I should probably get on that..

Let's see...
Nothing else really happened until 7th hour.
I was sitting in the corner with Rick, Sailor Eryn, Party Girl, Nikki, and Chris and we were all talking about the other kids in the class and how they aren't as cool as us and just messing around basically. Jokingly I grabbed Chris' crotch and I don't know why this was such a major deal. Its not like they haven't slapped my ass before or grabbed my boobs (A regular occurrence during 7th hour drama) Hell, Rick exposes himself at least twice a week. But Sailor Eryn was freaking out (she thinks I'm a goody two shoes Jewish choir girl priss... even though I've told her about 5 times that I'm not in choir). And as Rick put it "I'd expect Megan to do that.. she has done that actually... but I didn't think you ever would." It was just a joke though and probably won't be happening again. It was cool that it had so much shock value though.

That's about it for now. I'll write more tomorrow.
Really, I will.

Here, take a test:

What sexy girl are you
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Then if you have Sandberg, do your essay.

Quote of the day:
Eryn: "I still can't believe you did that."
Stefi: "Eryn... it was like, four minutes ago.."
-- Eryn during 7th hour